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Mar 13, 2020

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but...
He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now. -- Steven Wright

"Here's something to think about: How come you never...
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?" -- Jay Leno

Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives*...
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*? -- Gallagher

High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through...
High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven: Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits."...


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