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Mar 25, 2020

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence...
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffer

May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.

May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.

MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength...
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The smell of something was strong in the...

Microwaves frizz your heir.
Microwaves frizz your heir.


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