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May 19, 2020

A successful tool is one that was used to...
A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author. -- S.C. Johnson

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word...
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -- Burt Bacharach

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens ...
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place. The Metamorphosis LITE(tm) -- by Franz Kafka A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed. Lord of the Rings...

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens ...
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits. Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) --...

A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.


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