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May 21, 2020

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think...
I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln

I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't;...
I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone...
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'! -- Willie Nelson

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that...
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero


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