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Jun 20, 2020

The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going...
The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off. -- Bill Conrad

The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said...
The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said was false.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about...
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many...
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster...
The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.


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