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Jun 27, 2020

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
If you see an onion ring -- answer it!

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many...
If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers. -- Swami Prabhupada

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. -- Wilson Mizner

If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like...
If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does. -- Groucho Marx


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