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Jun 28, 2020

I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell...
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it. It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it.

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed...
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes...
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. -- Will Rogers

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor...
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh. Bernoulli would have been content to die Had he but known such a-squared cos 2(phi)! -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what...
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish." The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me. The little fishes' answer was "We cannot do it, sir, because ..." I sent a letter back to say It would be better to obey...


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