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Aug 2, 2020

The seven year itch comes from fooling around during...
The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth, and sixth years.

The sheep died in the wool.
The sheep died in the wool.

The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends...
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.

The shortest distance between two points is under...
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -- Noelie Altito


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