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Sep 12, 2020

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they...
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense. -- William Phelps

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth...
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck

Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your...
Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orben

Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.
Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.


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