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Sep 13, 2020

This is now. Later is later.
This is now. Later is later.

"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware." --...
"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware." -- Peter da Silva

"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions...
"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell." -- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88

"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't...
"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good." -- "Visionaries" cartoon

"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up...
"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet." -- "Visionaries" cartoon


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