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Oct 22, 2020

A boy scout troop went on a hike. Crossing over...
A boy scout troop went on a hike. Crossing over a stream, one of the boys dropped his wallet into the water. Suddenly a carp jumped, grabbed the wallet and tossed it to another carp. Then that carp passed it to another carp, and all over the river carp appeared...

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond...
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels...

A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest...
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.

A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet,...
A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled. At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground...

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. -- Yogi...
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. -- Yogi Berra


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