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Feb 22, 2020

The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash,...
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (Arno Schaefer's .sig)

The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After...
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. (Bruce Ediger, [email protected], in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)

There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell,...
There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two. (From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a)

This message was brought to you by Linux, the free ...
This message was brought to you by Linux, the free unix. Windows without the X is like making love without a partner. Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules win-nt from the people who invented edlin apples have meant trouble since eden Linux, the way to get rid of boot...

"...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good,...
"...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)." (By Matt Welsh)


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