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Apr 5, 2020

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall...
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

"Any news from the President on a successor?"...
"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully. "None," Anita replied. "She's having great difficulty finding someone qualified who is willing to accept the post." "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh. "I'm...

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell"...
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there. -- Sydney Harris

Any president should have the right to shoot at least...
Any president should have the right to shoot at least two people a year without explanation. -- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved...
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent. -- Lazarus Long


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