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Jul 16, 2020

The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having...
The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper thoughts about their neighbours. -- F.H. Bradley

The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in...
The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then...

The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely...
The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely and a bit raucously that this is true and that is false. But there are no certainties. -- H.L. Mencken, "Prejudice"

The Public is merely a multiplied "me." ...
The Public is merely a multiplied "me." -- Mark Twain

The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to...
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators. -- Thomas Macaulay, "History of England"


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