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Jul 22, 2020

I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She...
I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators. -- Steven Wright

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -- Groucho Marx

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back...
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wright


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