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Aug 16, 2020

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin...
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull

It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.

It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric...
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.


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