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Sep 14, 2020

Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how...
Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean. After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide." After Snow White used a couple...

"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf...
"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen. Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts. There has been a hot day in December...

Vice-President Hubert Humphrey's loquacity...
Vice-President Hubert Humphrey's loquacity is legendary, and Barry Goldwater notes that "Hubert has been clocked at 275 words a minute with gusts up to 340." On the campaign trail during 1964, Republican nominee Barry Goldwater stated, "The...

WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until...
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.

We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good...
We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you think it is, great, but it's up to you to decide. If Interactive EasyFlow doesn't work: tough. If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow messes up, it's you that's out the million, not us...


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