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Wedding, n:
        A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one
        undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become
        supportable.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  102 of 1340

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  103 of 1340

Weed's Axiom:
        Never ask two questions in a business letter.
        The reply will discuss the one in which you are
        least interested and say nothing about the other.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  104 of 1340

Weekend, where are you?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  105 of 1340

Weiler's Law:
        Nothing is impossible to a person who doesn't have to do the work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  106 of 1340

Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, advised the grocery manager to get
rid of rutabagas which nobody every bought.  He did so. "Well, kid, that
was a great idea," said the manager. Then he paused and asked the killer
question, "NOW what's the least popular vegetable?"

Law: Once you eliminate your #1 problem, #2 gets a promotion.
                -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  107 of 1340

Weinberg's First Law:
        Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  108 of 1340

Weinberg's Principle:
        An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping
        on to the grand fallacy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  109 of 1340

Weinberg's Second Law:
        If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
        then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  110 of 1340

Weiner's Law of Libraries:
        There are no answers, only cross references.
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