Freebsd Fortunes 7

You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.

You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.

You have mail.

You have many friends and very few living enemies.

You have no real enemies.

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
                -- John Viscount Morley

You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married
and few words in your sleep to get divorced.

You have taken yourself too seriously.

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.
You'll learn a lot today.