Freebsd Fortunes 7

You have mail.

You have many friends and very few living enemies.

You have no real enemies.

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
                -- John Viscount Morley

You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married
and few words in your sleep to get divorced.

You have taken yourself too seriously.

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.
You'll learn a lot today.

You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
                -- Lewis Carroll

You humans are all alike.