Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1021 - 1030 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1021 of 1340

You have no real enemies.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1022 of 1340

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
                -- John Viscount Morley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1023 of 1340

You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married
and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1024 of 1340

You have taken yourself too seriously.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1025 of 1340

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.
You'll learn a lot today.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1026 of 1340

You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1027 of 1340

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1028 of 1340

You humans are all alike.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1029 of 1340

You just know when a relationship is about to end.  My girlfriend called me
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in  the bathroom.  "It's very
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1030 of 1340

You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
                -- Dylan Thomas
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