| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1053 of 1340 |
You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long
when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to
make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie
chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1054 of 1340 |
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1055 of 1340 |
You learn to write as if to someone else
because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE".
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1056 of 1340 |
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1057 of 1340 |
You lived with a man who wore white belts?
Laura, I'm disappointed in you.
-- Remington Steele
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1058 of 1340 |
You look tired.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1059 of 1340 |
You love peace.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1060 of 1340 |
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1061 of 1340 |
You may already be a loser.
-- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1062 of 1340 |
You may be gone tomorrow, but that
doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
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