Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1061 - 1070 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1061 of 1340

You may already be a loser.
                -- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1062 of 1340

You may be gone tomorrow, but that
doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1063 of 1340

You may be infinitely smaller than some things,
but you're infinitely larger than others.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1064 of 1340

You may be recognized soon.  Hide.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1065 of 1340

You may be right, I may be crazy,
But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for?
                -- Billy Joel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1066 of 1340

You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card
That a young man married is a young man marred.
                -- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of the Gadsbys"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1067 of 1340

You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1068 of 1340

You may have heard that a dean is
to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1069 of 1340

You may my glories and my state dispose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1070 of 1340

You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but
you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.
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