Freebsd Fortunes 7

You may have heard that a dean is
to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn

You may my glories and my state dispose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but
you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.

You mean you didn't *know* she was off
making lots of little phone companies?

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
                -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"

You might have mail.

You must dine in our cafeteria.
You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!

You must include all income you receive in the form of money, property
and services if it is not specifically exempt.  Report property (goods)
and services at their fair market values.  Examples include income from
bartering or swapping transactions, side commissions, kickbacks, rent
paid in services, illegal activities (such as stealing, drugs, etc.),
cash skimming by proprietors and tradesmen, "moonlighting" services,
gambling, prizes and awards.  Not reporting such income can lead to
prosecution for perjury and fraud.
                -- Excerpt from Taxachussettes income tax forms

You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty
to his own concept of the obligations of manhood.  All other loyalties
are merely deputies of that one.
                -- Nero Wolfe