Freebsd Fortunes 7

You must dine in our cafeteria.
You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!

You must include all income you receive in the form of money, property
and services if it is not specifically exempt.  Report property (goods)
and services at their fair market values.  Examples include income from
bartering or swapping transactions, side commissions, kickbacks, rent
paid in services, illegal activities (such as stealing, drugs, etc.),
cash skimming by proprietors and tradesmen, "moonlighting" services,
gambling, prizes and awards.  Not reporting such income can lead to
prosecution for perjury and fraud.
                -- Excerpt from Taxachussettes income tax forms

You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty
to his own concept of the obligations of manhood.  All other loyalties
are merely deputies of that one.
                -- Nero Wolfe

You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

You need more time; and you probably always will.

You need no longer worry about the future.
This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

You need not worry about your future.

You never gain something but that you lose something.
                -- Thoreau

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

You never go anywhere without your soul.