Freebsd Fortunes 7

You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty
to his own concept of the obligations of manhood.  All other loyalties
are merely deputies of that one.
                -- Nero Wolfe

You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

You need more time; and you probably always will.

You need no longer worry about the future.
This time tomorrow you'll be dead.

You need not worry about your future.

You never gain something but that you lose something.
                -- Thoreau

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

You never go anywhere without your soul.

You never have to change anything you
got up in the middle of the night to write.
                -- Saul Bellow

You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will
tell you exactly what they want.  They spend months and months researching
these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show
advertisements.  Make sure you get your children exactly what they ask for,
even if you disapprove of their choices.  If your child thinks he wants
Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face You Can Rip Right Off, you'd better
get it.  You may be worried that it might help to encourage your child's
antisocial tendencies, but believe me, you have not seen antisocial tendencies
until you've seen a child who is convinced that he or she did not get the
right gift.
                -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"