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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1081 - 1090 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1081 of 1340

You need not worry about your future.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1082 of 1340

You never gain something but that you lose something.
                -- Thoreau
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1083 of 1340

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1084 of 1340

You never go anywhere without your soul.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1085 of 1340

You never have to change anything you
got up in the middle of the night to write.
                -- Saul Bellow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1086 of 1340

You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will
tell you exactly what they want.  They spend months and months researching
these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show
advertisements.  Make sure you get your children exactly what they ask for,
even if you disapprove of their choices.  If your child thinks he wants
Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face You Can Rip Right Off, you'd better
get it.  You may be worried that it might help to encourage your child's
antisocial tendencies, but believe me, you have not seen antisocial tendencies
until you've seen a child who is convinced that he or she did not get the
right gift.
                -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1087 of 1340

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1088 of 1340

You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
                -- William Blake
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1089 of 1340

You never learned anything by doing it right.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1090 of 1340

You never realize how many friends you
have until you rent a house at the beach.
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