Freebsd Fortunes 7

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
                -- William Blake

You never learned anything by doing it right.

You never realize how many friends you
have until you rent a house at the beach.

You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone
got in line to admit it, too.  But you also notice they all said they
"experimented" with marijuana.  The didn't "use" it; they "experimented"
with it.  Let me tell you something -- Jonas Salk "experiments"; these
guys were getting stoned!
                -- Johnny Carson

You now have Asian Flu.

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

You plan things that you do not even
attempt because of your extreme caution.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You prefer the company of the opposite
sex, but are well liked by your own.