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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  111 of 1340

Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter.
He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
                -- Dean McLaughlin.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  112 of 1340

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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  113 of 1340

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong,
The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
                -- Garrison Keillor
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  114 of 1340

Welcome to the Zoo!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  115 of 1340

Welcome to UNIX!  Enjoy your session!  Have a great time!  Note the
use of exclamation points!  They are a very effective method for
demonstrating excitement, and can also spice up an otherwise plain-looking
sentence!  However, there are drawbacks!  Too much unnecessary exclaiming
can lead to a reduction in the effect that an exclamation point has on
the reader!  For example, the sentence

        Jane went to the store to buy bread

should only be ended with an exclamation point if there is something
sensational about her going to the store, for example, if Jane is a
cocker spaniel or if Jane is on a diet that doesn't allow bread or if
Jane doesn't exist for some reason!  See how easy it is?!  Proper control
of exclamation points can add new meaning to your life!  Call now to receive
my free pamphlet, "The Wonder and Mystery of the Exclamation Point!"!
Enclose fifteen(!) dollars for postage and handling!  Operators are
standing by!  (Which is pretty amazing, because they're all cocker spaniels!)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  116 of 1340

Welcome to Utah.
If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  117 of 1340

Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books, it had too many words.  The plot was the same one that
all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but
James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive
women.  There, that's it: 24 words.  But the guy who wrote the book took
*thousands* of words to say it.
        Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic
Fyodor Dostoyevsky.  It's about these two brothers who kill their father.
Or maybe only one of them kills the father.  It's impossible to tell because
what they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages.If all Russians talk
as much as the Karamazovs did, I don't see how they found time to become a
major world power.
        I'm told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise
the question of whether there is a God.  So why didn't he just come right
out and say: "Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."
        Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:

* "Moby Dick" -- Don't mess around with large whales because they symbolize
  nature and will kill you.
* "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  118 of 1340

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday
night.  Live, on the Death label.
                -- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  119 of 1340

Well begun is half done.
                -- Aristotle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  120 of 1340

We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.
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