Freebsd Fortunes 7

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull
his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you
understand this?  And radio operates exactly the same way:  you send
signals here, they receive them there.  The only difference is that
there is no cat.
                -- Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

You seek to shield those you love
and you like the role of the provider.

You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
                -- Joseph Conrad

You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.

You should go home.

You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except
incest and folk-dancing.
                -- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"

You should never bet against anything in science at
odds of more than about ten to the twelfth to one.
                -- E. Rutherford

You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team,
because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
                -- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip

You should never wear your best trousers
when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
                -- Henrik Ibsen