Freebsd Fortunes 7

You shouldn't wallow in self-pity.  But it's OK to put
your feet in it and swish them around a little.
                -- Guindon

You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

You teach best what you most need to learn.

YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!

Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says:  "Before I took this course I used to be
a lowly bit twiddler.  Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really
important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best."

Mr. Watkins had this to say:  "Ten short days ago all I could look forward
to was a dead-end job as a engineer.  Now I have a promising future and
make really big Zorkmids."

MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when
you earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.

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You tread upon my patience.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

You two ought to be more careful--
your love could drag on for years and years.

You want to know why I kept getting promoted?
Because my mouth knows more than my brain.
                -- W. G.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.