| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1117 of 1340 |
You teach best what you most need to learn.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1118 of 1340 |
YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
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a lowly bit twiddler. Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really
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Mr. Watkins had this to say: "Ten short days ago all I could look forward
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make really big Zorkmids."
MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1119 of 1340 |
You tread upon my patience.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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You two ought to be more careful--
your love could drag on for years and years.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1121 of 1340 |
You want to know why I kept getting promoted?
Because my mouth knows more than my brain.
-- W. G.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1122 of 1340 |
You will always find something in the last place you look.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1123 of 1340 |
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1124 of 1340 |
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1125 of 1340 |
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1126 of 1340 |
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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