Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1121 - 1130 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1121 of 1340

You want to know why I kept getting promoted?
Because my mouth knows more than my brain.
                -- W. G.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1122 of 1340

You will always find something in the last place you look.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1123 of 1340

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1124 of 1340

You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1125 of 1340

You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1126 of 1340

You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1127 of 1340

You will be advanced socially,
without any special effort on your part.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1128 of 1340

You will be aided greatly by a person
whom you thought to be unimportant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1129 of 1340

You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1130 of 1340

You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
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