Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1126 - 1135 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1126 of 1340

You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1127 of 1340

You will be advanced socially,
without any special effort on your part.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1128 of 1340

You will be aided greatly by a person
whom you thought to be unimportant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1129 of 1340

You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1130 of 1340

You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1131 of 1340

You will be awarded some great honor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1132 of 1340

You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1133 of 1340

You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1134 of 1340

You will be dead within a year.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1135 of 1340

You will be divorced within a year.
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