Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1152 - 1161 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1152 of 1340

You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1153 of 1340

You will be Told about it Tomorrow.  Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1154 of 1340

You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1155 of 1340

You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1156 of 1340

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1157 of 1340

You will contract a rare disease.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1158 of 1340

You will engage in a profitable business activity.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1159 of 1340

You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1160 of 1340

You will feel hungry again in another hour.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1161 of 1340

You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
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