Freebsd Fortunes 7

You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

You will contract a rare disease.

You will engage in a profitable business activity.

You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.

You will feel hungry again in another hour.

You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

You will forget that you ever knew me.

You will gain money by a fattening action.

You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.