Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1161 - 1170 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1161 of 1340

You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1162 of 1340

You will forget that you ever knew me.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1163 of 1340

You will gain money by a fattening action.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1164 of 1340

You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1165 of 1340

You will gain money by an illegal action.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1166 of 1340

You will gain money by an immoral action.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1167 of 1340

You will get what you deserve.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1168 of 1340

You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1169 of 1340

You will have a head crash on your private pack.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1170 of 1340

You will have a long and boring life.
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