Freebsd Fortunes 7

You will triumph over your enemy.

You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.

You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.

You will wish you hadn't.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
                -- Frank Hubbard

You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.

You worry too much about your job.
Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.

"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said.  "Anything that seems
of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.
Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.
Because death is momentous, give it no thought; because victory is important,
give it no thought; because the method of achievement and discovery is less
momentous than the effect, dwell always upon the method.  You will strengthen
yourself in this way."
                -- Jessica Salmonson, "The Swordswoman"

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't
be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m. anyway.
                -- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell