Freebsd Fortunes 7

Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.

Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

Your business will assume vast proportions.

Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

Your code should be more efficient!

Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.

Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please see Big Brother.

Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts
                ...Here's How You Can Tell
Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you
can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts. They
listed 10 signs to watch for:
    #3. Bizarre sense of humor.  Space aliens who don't understand
        earthly humor may laugh during a company training film or tell
        jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.
    #6. Misuses everyday items.  "A space alien may use correction
        fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger.
    #8. Secretive about personal life-style and home.  "An alien won't
        discuss details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends."
   #10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain
        high-tech hardware.  "An alien may experience a mood change when
        a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger.
The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not
all of these traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien.
                -- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels, August, 1984.

        [I thought everybody laughed at company training films.  Ed.]

Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.