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Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
 
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Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
 
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Your business will assume vast proportions.
 
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Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
 
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Your code should be more efficient!
 
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Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
 
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Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please see Big Brother.
 
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Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts
                ...Here's How You Can Tell
Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you
can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts. They
listed 10 signs to watch for:
    #3. Bizarre sense of humor.  Space aliens who don't understand
        earthly humor may laugh during a company training film or tell
        jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.
    #6. Misuses everyday items.  "A space alien may use correction
        fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger.
    #8. Secretive about personal life-style and home.  "An alien won't
        discuss details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends."
   #10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain
        high-tech hardware.  "An alien may experience a mood change when
        a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger.
The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not
all of these traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien.
                -- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels, August, 1984.

        [I thought everybody laughed at company training films.  Ed.]
 
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Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
 
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Your digestive system is your body's Fun House, whereby food goes on a long,
dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected twists and turns, being
attacked by vicious secretions along the way, and not knowing until the last
minute whether it will be turned into a useful body part or ejected into the
Dark Hole by Mister Sphincter.  We Americans live in a nation where the
medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe
25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in
seconds if we felt like it.
                -- Dave Barry, "Stay Fit & Healthy Until You're Dead"
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