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YOUR FOAMY FUTURE
by Miss Fortune
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Matters are not good, where you health is concerned. This Fall, be
sure to "walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, and sleep soundly"
and you will live all the days of your life.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
You spent a fortune on beer this past summer and now find yourself
in a deep depression because you can't afford even one of your favorite
brewskis. Don't fret too much, Taurus. To get back on your feet simply
miss two car payments.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)
You think you're falling in love with a person who has a lot in
common with yourself. You both prefer ales, you've both tried your hand
at homebrewing, and you both want to visit every new brewpub that opens.
Sounds impressive but remember you really don't know your partner until
you meet in court.
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YOUR FOAMY FUTURE
by Miss Fortune
CANCER (Jun 22 - July 22)
You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel
you owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B, Iron, and Malt you get
in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't you think you're going
to feel stupid one day lying in a hospital dying of nothing?
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
You will soon acquire a large sum of money and will be in seventh
heaven as you head to the nearest Liquor Barn and buy all the beer they have
in stock. Whoever said money couldn't buy happiness didn't know where to
shop.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Your late night, beer drinking, "life in the fast lane" parties are
affecting your job production the next morning. You feel a nine to five job
is not for a "party animal" such as yourself and may feel the need for a
career change. Just remember, people who work sitting down get paid more
than people who work standing up.
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Your friends will know you better in the first minute you
meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
-- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
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Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
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Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
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Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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Your love life will be... interesting.
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