| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1253 of 1340 |
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1254 of 1340 |
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1255 of 1340 |
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1256 of 1340 |
Your love life will be... interesting.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1257 of 1340 |
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1258 of 1340 |
Your lucky color has faded.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1259 of 1340 |
Your lucky number has been disconnected.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1260 of 1340 |
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.
Watch for it everywhere.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1261 of 1340 |
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnson
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Your mind is the part of you that says,
"Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?"
... and then, twenty minutes later, says,
"Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!"
-- Steven and Ondrea Levine
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