Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1253 - 1262 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1253 of 1340

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1254 of 1340

Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1255 of 1340

Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1256 of 1340

Your love life will be... interesting.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1257 of 1340

Your lover will never wish to leave you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1258 of 1340

Your lucky color has faded.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1259 of 1340

Your lucky number has been disconnected.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1260 of 1340

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.
Watch for it everywhere.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1261 of 1340

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1262 of 1340

Your mind is the part of you that says,
        "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?"
... and then, twenty minutes later, says,
        "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!"
                -- Steven and Ondrea Levine
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