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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1261 - 1270 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1261 of 1340

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
original and the part that is original is not good.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1262 of 1340

Your mind is the part of you that says,
        "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?"
... and then, twenty minutes later, says,
        "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!"
                -- Steven and Ondrea Levine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1263 of 1340

Your mind understands what you have been
taught; your heart, what is true.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1264 of 1340

Your mode of life will be changed for
the better because of good news soon.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1265 of 1340

Your mode of life will be changed for
the better because of new developments.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1266 of 1340

Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1267 of 1340

Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1268 of 1340

Your mothers ghost stands at your shoulder
Face like ice, a little bit colder
She says "You can't do that it breaks all the rules
You learned in school"
But I don't really see
Why can't we go on as three?
                -- David Crosby, "Triad"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1269 of 1340

Your motives for doing whatever good deed you
may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1270 of 1340

Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
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