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Fortune: 1271 - 1280 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1271 of 1340

Your object is to save the world,
while still leading a pleasant life.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1272 of 1340

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.  Being
true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the
mark of a fake messiah.  The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?  Where is your home?  Where are you going?  What
are you doing?  Think about these once in awhile and watch your answers
change.
                -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1273 of 1340

Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1274 of 1340

Your password is pitifully obvious.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1275 of 1340

Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1276 of 1340

Your present plans will be successful.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1277 of 1340

Your program is sick!  Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1278 of 1340

Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1279 of 1340

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine.  You
need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion
picture star.  If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use
the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified
success.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1280 of 1340

Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
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