Freebsd Fortunes 7

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine.  You
need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion
picture star.  If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use
the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified
success.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.

Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.

Your step will soil many countries.

Your supervisor is thinking about you.

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

Your temporary financial embarrassment will
be relieved in a surprising manner.

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

Your wig steers the gig.
                -- Lord Buckley

Your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick.
                -- Jethro Tull, "Thick As A Brick"