Freebsd Fortunes 7

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
                -- Jim Samuels to a heckler

Ah, yes.  I remember my first beer.
                -- Steve Martin to a heckler

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
                -- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler

You're all clear now, kid.
Now blow this thing so we can all go home.
                -- Han Solo

You're almost as happy as you think you are.

You're already carrying the sphere!

You're always thinking you're gonna be
the one that makes 'em act different.
                -- Woody Allen, "Manhattan"

You're at the end of the road again.

You're at Witt's End.

You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."

You're definitely on their list.
The question to ask next is what list it is.