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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  131 of 1340

Well, it's hard for a mere man to believe that woman doesn't have equal
rights.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  132 of 1340

Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  133 of 1340

We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  134 of 1340

WE'LL LOOK INTO IT:
        By the time the wheels make a full turn, we
        assume you will have forgotten about it,too.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  135 of 1340

Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
And he didn't leave much for Ma and me,
Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid,
But the meanest thing that he ever did,
Was before he left he went and named me Sue.
...
But I made me a vow to the moon and the stars,
I'd search the honkey tonks and the bars,
And kill the man that give me that awful name.
It was Gatlinburg in mid-July,
I'd just hit town and my throat was dry,
Thought I'd stop and have myself a brew,
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
Sitting at a table, dealing stud,
Sat that dirty (bleep) that named me Sue.
...
Now, I knew that snake was my own sweet Dad,
From a wornout picture that my Mother had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye...
                -- Johnny Cash, "A Boy Named Sue"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  136 of 1340

Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.

If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.

On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
                -- Core Dumped Blues
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  137 of 1340

Well, of course it worked. You made the ritual blood sacrifice. If you
bleed on a machine while working on it, it will work. Unless it
doesn't. In which case, you need someone else to bleed on it as well.
                -- Wayne Pascoe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  138 of 1340

We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  139 of 1340

Well, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling,
And some take delight in the hurling and the bowling,
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  140 of 1340

Well thaaaaaaat's okay.
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