Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1301 - 1310 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1301 of 1340

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.
                -- Eldridge Cleaver
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1302 of 1340

You're growing out of some of your problems,
but there are others that you're growing into.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1303 of 1340

"You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little...
except, y'know, not green... and without all the patches of fungus."
                -- Swamp Thing
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1304 of 1340

You're never too old to become younger.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1305 of 1340

You're not Dave.  Who are you?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1306 of 1340

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
                -- Dean Martin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1307 of 1340

You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1308 of 1340

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1309 of 1340

You're using a keyboard!  How quaint!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1310 of 1340

You're working under a slight handicap.
You happen to be human.
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