Freebsd Fortunes 7

"You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little...
except, y'know, not green... and without all the patches of fungus."
                -- Swamp Thing

You're never too old to become younger.
                -- Mae West

You're not Dave.  Who are you?

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
                -- Dean Martin

You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

You're using a keyboard!  How quaint!

You're working under a slight handicap.
You happen to be human.

Yours is not to reason why,
Just to Sail Away.
And when you find you have to throw
Your Legacy away;
Remember life as was it is,
And is as it were;
Chasing sounds across the galaxy
'Till silence is but a blur.
                -- QYX.

Youth.  It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.