Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1305 - 1314 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1305 of 1340

You're not Dave.  Who are you?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1306 of 1340

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
                -- Dean Martin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1307 of 1340

You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1308 of 1340

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1309 of 1340

You're using a keyboard!  How quaint!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1310 of 1340

You're working under a slight handicap.
You happen to be human.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1311 of 1340

Yours is not to reason why,
Just to Sail Away.
And when you find you have to throw
Your Legacy away;
Remember life as was it is,
And is as it were;
Chasing sounds across the galaxy
'Till silence is but a blur.
                -- QYX.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1312 of 1340

Youth.  It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1313 of 1340

Youth -- not a time of life but a state of mind... a predominance of
courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.
                -- Robert F. Kennedy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1314 of 1340

Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.
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